Trilingual Routine 重復

Who R U,My fair lady?U caught my eyes as soon as I logged on "Vanity Fair".

Looking at u in the eyes,I don't care about name anymore.

"Nombre de Chinois, et pas seulement ceux qui soutiennent le PCC, ont du mal à s'affranchir d'une vision paranoïaque de l'histoire. Ils sont convaincus que l'Occident conspire afin d'entraver l'essor de la Chine, jadis humiliée, aujourd'hui renaissante. Il faut qu'ils comprennent qu'une puissance n'est grande que si ses minorités souhaitent l'intégrer sur une base volontaire, et non forcée."

Due to some political reason and the sensitive period we're in,only the english tranlation is available here. You all understand english,don't u?

Many Chinese,not only those who support the CCP,have difficuties freeing themselves from a paranoid vision of history.They are convinced that the western world are conspiring to impede the development of China humiliated in the past and re-emerging nowadays.They need to understand that a great power is powerful only when the minorities are willing to be part of it,but not forced.

Oh,No,oh~what?wha-wha-wha-whawhat?......U thought u were so prodigious?And it turns out that u're nothin!nothin' at all,like we say in chinese,go find a corner and cry out loud for your pitiable artistic creativity!If u guys still don't get it about what I'm talkin' about,let the pictures tell u everything.

Look at this first!Yeah,could we possibly be more familiar with this gigantic nest?Ai Weiwei,son of the renowned revolutionary poet Ai Qing,and most importantly,member of the designing team once said,"the bird's nest is the place where ambitions and ideals of our time crash and clash",see how hard he tried to impress innocent and ignorant people.

But hold on a second,take a deep breath,and get ready for the next picture

So from the lovely picture,u can see a bunch of peasants in south china(that's where we can find bamboo) building something,wait,doesn't it look similar to...what is it?Sorry,anybody gives me a clue?Oh,yeah,the bird's nest which has cost 2.2 billion RMB and some unknown migrant workers' lives.The peasants said when they first saw "Bird's Nest" on TV,"hey,that's like the basket we use everyday...let's have some fun and make one like that in our village!"Thx,my country brothers!You're a perfect example of how people make history,Bravo,and thank u again and again.

P.S:Give me one more reason to trust U ballyhooed "artists"!

This is my first laughing-out-loud since I don't know how long,so I'm feeling this urge to share it with u guys.

No kidding,that's what I called creativity & imagination!

I hope u all wil enjoy it and laugh,cuz it's good for your mental health!hahaha~

It's amazing when you can just give give give and never having to care about what u gonna get in return.I tried it.But then I realize it's totally unfair to myself.Everybody's got his or her principles,a basic one of mine is that I don't wanna be a disturbing person under any circumstance,which has as a matter of fact made me rather self-concious.

What's wrong with me?Or should I say what's wrong with my country or people?Take the "holy" olympic for example,my fellow bejingers almost give up their life routine for the day planned to include so many "eight"s carrying the superstitious wishes of become richer.Unfortunately,u r probably gonna find the reality going exactly to the opposite.10 years of careful planning,a budget of billions,and  the tears of blood of tens of thousands of migrant workers(though they're always grining in the camera of **TV),just to make a good impression,nothing more.Even "senior citizens" have begun to learn english as if they didn't have to worry about their pension scheme or the housing loan of their children.No, aparently,they don't.That's the power of the "holy" olympics,isn't it?It can help u forget all your pains better than any pain killer,or any sort of self-hypnosis or brain washing.The CCP is happy,so are the media.It looks like everybody's happy!What a wonderful world,isn't it?

But wait!!!!Weren't we weeping over the tragic earthquake?Weren't we giving our possesions to show that the victims were not alone.And now,nobody cares any more.Any teenager talking about that with his or her pals would be considered uncool.'Cause the Oylimpics are coming.Yeah,let's go to beijing,to our beloved capital where grandpa Mao used to live and kill.But the road to beijing has a series of toll-gates,U barely reach the last one when some cute guys holding guns and dressed in green ask you kindly to go back to your couch to watch.'cause beijing has been reserved for international friends,easpecailly those with blond hair and blue eyes.Don't bother to argue that the olympics are supposed to be the people's Olympics.Don't be surprised when you see radars or artilleries near the national stadium,scientic and technological olympics,the slogan remeber?The Central party always keeps its promises.And the new slogan has recently been annouced as "safe olympics","See?that's how we keep our promises!"

Oh!!!!My almighty lord!If u can hear me pray,would u teach my people to be proud,only a little prouder would be enough.'Cause what I see aroud me are just spiritual slaves,wake them up!Tell them that they won't be veritable respectable just because human-beings from the west say that they are,and they won't be losers either only because the westerners call them that.